My Valentine's Day Message To Gary Derr
via email
Dear Mr. Derr:
I usually read your email messages with great gusto. However, your most recent Announcement and Events excludes an item of such importance that it must be reported – it cannot be swept under the rug! Of course, I am referring the results of the recent poll conducted on MyUVM where students indicated, by an overwhelming majority of 95%, that you – yes, YOU – were the thing they most loved about UVM. You won by a landslide. This is new. (Poll results attached.)
I hope to see this item reported in your next missive. Otherwise, please expect to see protestors assembled outside of Waterman peacefully, but fervently, demanding justice.
Thank you very much.
Sincerely,
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