On the Road Again
Seen about town today…
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A town cop, mercilessly tailgating in a 35 mph zone
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A dude straight from the Jersey shore, listening to happy house and twitching insanely ON EVERY BEAT
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A truck with a huge American flag and a bumper sticker reading “Does my flag offend you? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T-AND-DIE”
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A young, scruffy-looking coyote, sauntering across the road with a vaguely bewildered look
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License plates: OMYGOLF and SNAPDRGN
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Four twentysomethings with a baby in the back seat, passing around what appeared to be an enormous cigar.