On the Road Again

Seen about town today…

  • A town cop, mercilessly tailgating in a 35 mph zone

  • A dude straight from the Jersey shore, listening to happy house and twitching insanely ON EVERY BEAT

  • A truck with a huge American flag and a bumper sticker reading “Does my flag offend you? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T-AND-DIE”

  • A young, scruffy-looking coyote, sauntering across the road with a vaguely bewildered look

  • License plates: OMYGOLF and SNAPDRGN

  • Four twentysomethings with a baby in the back seat, passing around what appeared to be an enormous cigar.