Nude Photo

Seen about town today…

  • An elderly woman carrying a curling iron in each hand.

  • A dude dressed kind of like Crocodile Dundee carrying four Victoria’s Secret shopping bags. This is the second time in a month I’ve seen him with four such bags.

  • Later, a trio of tourists ask me if I can take their picture. “Sure” I say, “Where are you from?” They tell me they’re from Bosnia. They want to have their picture taken with the mural on the back of Simon’s convenience store in the background (the one that backs up to Center St.). They give me their camera, then get into position. I’m just about to take the snap, when the naked fellow that’s been walking around town lately happens by. “Wait! Wait!” They say, “Will you be in our picture?” they ask. “Sure, why not?” he says. So I wound up taking a snap of three clothed Bosnians and one nudist.